“That’s a good haircut. You look very handsome.”
“Did you say ‘handsome’?”
“Yeah.”
“I don’t want to be handsome.”
“What do you want to be?”
“Cooool.”

Today’s email brings the following inquiry:

Would you like a larger penis? Or for your spouse to have a larger one?

Hmmm . . . neither, actually.

The waiter at Mongolian BBQ asks how old is my son, which throws me off a little bit because we’ve eaten there many times (we’d eat there every night if the boy had his way) and no one ever asked that before.

Continue reading The Price of Kids

We had a great time today at the Newport Sports Museum for free.