July 2003

Happy Birthday

29 Jul 2003 / PE

We celebrated my son’s birthday yesterday by going to his favorite restaurant of all time, BD’s Mongolian Barbeque in Irvine, only to find that they’d gone out of business, finally beaten into submission by the ultra-popular BJ’s Restaurant & Brewery next door.

Fortunately, 10-year-olds bounce back from these kinds of setbacks pretty quickly, especially when they get the Kung Fu Chaos game they really, really wanted . . .


2 Fast

24 Jul 2003 / PE

Costa Mesa, CA. — Michael Allen Hanson was cruising at 100 mph in his new Porsche on the Costa Mesa (55) Freeway when a black car zoomed past Tuesday night.

So Hanson, president of his mortgage company, hit the gas.

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Misinformed

17 Jul 2003 / PE

RICK BLAINE: I came to Casablanca for the waters.
CAPT. RENAULT: The waters?! What waters? We’re in the desert.
RICK BLAINE: I was misinformed.

My wife and son are in Amarillo for a few weeks visiting relatives. I’m not sure I want to be in Texas in July, but they told me the temperature was in the 70s, so I decided to fly in for a few days.

When I got there, it was 104, although it did drop into the 70s at night . . .


Another Reason I Never Put My Kid in Day Care

9 Jul 2003 / PE

LANCASTER, California (AP) — The foster mother of two young boys who died after being left five hours in a sweltering sport utility vehicle was arrested for investigation of child endangerment.

The woman’s occupation? She runs a day care center.

I’m looking at a picture on CNN.com, and the vehicle appears to be a Cadillac Escalade, so at least the kids died in a nice car . . .


Overheard

3 Jul 2003 / PE

You can’t beat that with a sharp stick!

Why does the stick have to be sharp if you’re just going to beat something with it?


Life Imitates HTTP

1 Jul 2003 / PE

I took my family to the airport today. Their flight was scheduled to leave from Gate 404.

We couldn’t find it.