What’s for Breakfast?

“You want waffles?” asks Mom.

“Bacon,” the boy replies, without looking up from his GameBoy.

“How about bacon, and I’ll cut up an apple for you?”

“Bacon.”

“You have to have fruit with it. How about grapes?”

“Bacon.”

“Bacon and fruit.”

Pause. “Is bacon a fruit?”

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