My wife is apparently a prime candidate for an extramarital affair, according to this article.
She denies it, of course:
“I have time for an affair?! I don’t even have time for lunch!“
Actually, I wasn’t reading the article to assess her potential for fidelity, which I already suspected was very low. I was looking for tips on how to hook up with some desperate housewives when she finally runs off with another man . . .