The Happy Wife

Angry wife with rolling pin

Today I saw a woman driving a car with a license plate frame that read:

A HAPPY WIFE

IS A HAPPY LIFE

How ominous is that? It’s a threat, really. Get ready to have “I’m not happy” brandished as a weapon against you for the rest of your life.

You see, the wife can’t figure out how to be happy, therefore the husband must devote all of his energy and attention to figuring out how to keep her happy, solve her problems, and somehow get her through the day.

And what if, as a result of this, he is not happy? Who cares!?

Be very careful, young man, is what I’m saying here . . .

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