The Dog Who Has Everything

Dog's birthday wish

Today is our dog’s second birthday, my son informs me.

“Every day is a birthday for that dog,” I say.

“We didn’t get him any gifts,” the boy says.

“We’ll take him to the dog park, and when we get home, we’ll give him a chicken strip.”

“We do that every day.”

“Like I said, every day’s a birthday for him. What do I get every day? A kick in the teeth, that’s what.”

“Let’s order him a pizza,” the boy suggests.

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