Earthquake Preparedness

A colleague of mine had a vacation planned, visiting some friends out of state. Then a psychic told her that an earthquake would strike California during that week, so she cancelled the vacation to stay home with her family.

If I really believed that an earthquake was going to hit on a certain date, I’d make sure that I was out of town.

Of course, I’d hope that my child made it through okay.

And my dog.

As for my wife, there’s nothing wrong with our relationship that a couple tons of rubble wouldn’t fix.

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