We Are Not Responsible

We’re having dinner at the Irvine Souplantation when my kid notices a posted sign: We Cannot be Responsible for Lost or Stolen Items.

“Oh really?” he says. “What if they’re your items? Can I walk out of here with this cup? How about some plates and silverware?”

“I see your point,” I say. “That soft-serve yogurt machine would look great in our kitchen . . .

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