World of Warcraft

My kid’s explaining World of Warcraft to me . . . if I understand it correctly, it’s like an old-fashioned game of Capture the Flag, but with some killing. And yet as I’m watching him play it, it looks more like World of Running Pointlessly Through a Forest. There’s no warcraft, no nothing.

“Dude,” he says, “that’s because I’m at Level 6. When you get to, like, Level 19, there’s more warfare.”

“Maybe it should be called World of Jogging Aimlessly Through the Fields Picking Flowers Like a Girl Until You Get to Level 19,” I suggest.

“You don’t pick flowers, stupid. You quest.”

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