My Hair is Too Short9 May 2006 / Paul Epps
The girl at Fantastic Sam’s cut my hair too short. She was telling me about a car accident she had yesterday and I asked her, “Were you drunk at the time?”
“In the morning?!” she yelled. “Hel-lo!? I was drinking coffee!”
O-kay, like, overreaction! Probably in major denial mode, and does in fact have a serious drinking problem. And like I said, she took it out on my hair.