A friend is leaving tomorrow for a wedding in Hawaii. She asks me if I have any souvenir requests.

Yes! If you can get a picture of the entire bridal party mooning the camera with ALOHA written across their asses in tropical colors — you don’t have to write the O, just AL HA and bend over — that would be great!

If not, I don’t want anything . . .

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