The Brotherhood of Teeth

8 Nov 2006 /
Tooth

My son’s having some teeth extracted tomorrow as part of his orthodontics regimen.

“I’M NOT GOING!” he shouts. “MY TEETH ARE A FAMILY! THEY CAN’T BE SEPARATED! YOU CAN’T SEPARATE BROTHER TOOTH FROM BROTHER GUM!”

Oh, what an impassioned speech it was — the way he made the teeth come to life!

I’m going to almost cry tomorrow when they come out like fallen soldiers . . .

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