This Will Be My New .sig File


Chris Rock on marriage:

Fellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say:

“Fuck you. Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans … fuck everything you thought this life was going to bring to you. Now let’s go out there and try to make this bitch happy.”

  2 comments for “This Will Be My New .sig File

  1. Avatar
    8 Nov 2006 at 7:31 pm

    I needed this laugh today. Thanks. Although I did hear the one about Bono who, at some concert in Ireland, asked for silence, and started clapping his hands. He then said, supposedly, every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.
    Some Irish guy, and I wish I thought this fast, said “well, fooking, stop clapping then.”

  2. HW
    9 Nov 2006 at 8:27 am

    Good one . . . the Irish dialect really sells it.

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