A guy brought a laser pointer to the dog park tonight so his retarded dog could chase the beam around like a nitwit.
He tried to get my dog to chase it, but the dog just looked back at him to see where the beam was coming from, which is the intelligent thing to do in that situation.
“The pug doesn’t see it,” the guy said.
“He sees it,” I explained, “but pugs are too smart to chase light beams.”
“What does being smart have to do with it?” Laser Guy asked.
“Would you run around the park chasing after a laser beam?” I asked. “You wouldn’t. You know why? Because it’s stupid. You can’t catch it. Chasing after a ball or a frisbee makes sense. I’ve done that myself. But running around after a light beam is just moronic.”