I’ve decided to start the day by addressing an inequitable situation . . .
“Honey,” I say to my wife, “I’ve noticed that because you go to bed earlier than I do, you get to unmake the bed every night. Then because you get up before I do, I have to make the bed every morning, which is harder. It’s not fair.”
“I also do everything else in the house, like cooking and cleaning,” she says, “so don’t bother me with that.”
OK, she’s got me there . . .