April 2008

He Didn’t Go Crazy

23 Apr 2008 / Hostile Witness

JACKSON, Mississippi (AP) — Paul Davis, a singer and songwriter whose soft rock hit “I Go Crazy” stayed on the charts for months after its release in 1977, died Tuesday. He was 60.

CNN.com

That’s disappointing.

Not the fact that he died, because who cares, really, but the fact that he didn’t actually go crazy and kill himself in some bizarre fashion . . .


Cool Gadgets You Can’t Get

13 Apr 2008 / PE

His mom and I are trying to get the boy to log off the computer and go to bed.

“Hang on,” he says, “I’m looking at a PC World thing.”

“What is it?” I ask.

“‘10 Cool Gadgets You Can’t Get in the U.S.’”

“If you can’t get them in the U.S., what do you care?”

“They’re cool. Don’t forget about that part.”

His mom is running out of patience. “Oh, am I steaming,” she says.

The boy’s still looking at the computer.

“Mmmm . . . cool,” he says.


EppsNet Book Review: The Elegant Solution

12 Apr 2008 / PE
The Elegant Solution

Unreadable . . . unbelievably bad. Ironically, for a book about innovation, the concepts are trite and the prose consists of one lazy cliche after another.

Watch — I’m going to open the book to a random page and list the cliches: “secret sauce,” “blow the doors off,” “boil the ocean,” “where the action is,” “ivory tower,” “marching instructions.”

The book is an insult to the intelligence of anyone who might conceivably want to read it.


Embedding YouTube Videos in Valid Web Pages

11 Apr 2008 / PE

One thing I learned from this post is that YouTube's recommended method for embedding videos in web pages will prevent your page from validating:

HTML:
  1. <object width="425" height="355">
  2.   <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRCWnfMAmqE"></param>
  3.   <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param>
  4.   <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRCWnfMAmqE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed>
  5. </object>

The <embed> element is Netscape's method of embedding plugins and players in web pages. It’s not part of the XHTML specification.

If you care about this kind of thing, you can use the markup below instead. It's simpler, it validates, and it works (I tested it) in IE, Firefox, Safari and Opera.

HTML:
  1. <object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" style="width:425px; height:355px;" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRCWnfMAmqE">
  2.   <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRCWnfMAmqE" />
  3. </object>


USC Ranked as a ‘Dream College’

11 Apr 2008 / PE
USC icon

In more evidence of the growing popularity of USC's undergraduate programs, the university recently was ranked in the top 10 "dream colleges" based on a Princeton Review survey of college applicants.

--- USC News

FIGHT ON!

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Out in the Streets - The Shangri-Las

10 Apr 2008 / PE


California Enacts a Cell Phone Law

9 Apr 2008 / PE

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed legislation that prohibits the use of handheld mobile phones while driving in the state.

Effective July 1, 2008, the legislation prohibits drivers from using a wireless telephone while operating a motor vehicle unless the driver uses a hands-free device. Drivers who violate the law will face a base fine of $20 for a first offense and $50 for each subsequent offense.

I can't talk on my cell phone while I'm driving?

What a dopey law!

Can I still eat a chili dog while I'm driving? Can I drink a beverage? Can I try to find my favorite song on the CD player? Can I perform any number of activities that require the use of at least one hand and are at least as distracting as a phone call?

Has anyone else noticed that we have too many laws? And that every new one takes away one more precious freedom or one more hard-earned dollar, usually for no good reason?


It Isn’t a Thing You Do

9 Apr 2008 / PE

Agile development isn't a thing you do, it's an attitude, it's a set of personal values about responding to the real world, being open to the information that is there and being willing to do something about it.

--- Kent Beck

Cat and Dog Photos on Flickr

8 Apr 2008 / PE

Cuddlebuddies 2

Originally uploaded by DevonTT.

Luna and Bia

Originally uploaded by mvidarus.

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That’s What You Think

7 Apr 2008 / PE

My son's on spring break this week. Today he spent the day with a friend volunteering at the local Boys and Girls Club.

"I was watching kids for seven-and-a-half hours!" he says.

I say, "I've been watching a kid for 15 years."

"Yeah, well, I'm a lot easier."


My Wife’s Philosophy

6 Apr 2008 / PE

You win some, you lose some, but I prefer to win them all.


A Couple of Tips on Bad Parenting

2 Apr 2008 / PE

1. Give your son a fashionable name like Tanner, Braden or Travis. You can handicap a child for life with a goofy name. You can give him a sorry start from which he'll never recover. By the way, you know what's a good name? Paul. Paul is a name that's stood the test of time. It dates back to the Bible . . .

Tanner is not even a name. Braden is not a name. Travis is a name, but it's a hillbilly name, like Zeke. If you're tempted to name your boy Travis, go ahead and name him Zeke.

2. Use up your moral authority on things of no importance. I was in Subway this afternoon and heard a man telling his kids, "No soda. You've had too much soda lately." It turns out by soda, he meant cola, because he let the kids fill up their drinks with a mixture of Sprite and Hi-C.

First of all, cola is not bad for kids, certainly no worse than Sprite or Hi-C. I drank about four colas a day as a kid -- still do, although now I occasionally pour some rum or bourbon in them, which I don't recommend for the kiddies. As for Hi-C, I'd rather drink water from the sewer.

Second point: it's micromanagement. Nobody, including your own child -- especially your own child -- wants to listen to you tell them what to do every minute. They're going to tune you out. So by the time you finish telling them what to drink, what to eat, what to wear, and get around to something important, nobody's listening anymore . . .