One pill makes you larger . . .
A musclehead co-worker is talking to someone on the phone about nutritional supplements:
“It changes the metabolism of the . . . en-DOC-rine? . . . EN-do-CREEN? . . . system, so it releases more testosterone.”
Yeah, you should definitely take some of that. A product that claims to alter the function of bodily organs you can’t even pronounce. What could possibly go wrong?
In fact, you should go to the vitamin store right now and just gobble up everything they’ve got.
Did you ever read Alice in Wonderland? She finds a cake that says EAT ME so she eats it. Next thing you know she’s nine feet tall. Draw your own parallels . . .