My son just came downstairs for a visit . . .
“‘What’s due tomorrow?'” he says in his Dopey Dad voice.
Then back in his normal voice: “Math and Spanish. (Dopey Dad voice) ‘Are they done yet?’ (Normal voice) Spanish is done. I still have a little bit of math. (Dopey Dad voice) ‘Do you need me to check anything?’ (Normal voice) No.”
Now he’s waiting for a reaction from me, which he’s not going to get.
“I just did your job for you,” he says.