Love in the Parking Lot

Hairy fat guy with toothpick

I stop the car to let a man and woman cross the parking lot in front of us.

The man is fat and hairy. The woman is rubbing his neck affectionately.

I say to my son, “That’s what I need is a woman who worships me, even if I’m a fat, hairy slob. Which I’m not, so I should get twice as much neck rubbing.”

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