Pumpkin pie is my favorite Thanksgiving food, but for throwing in someone’s face, a cream pie becomes the preferred choice.
The reason I mention that is that at the Thanksgiving family get-together, one of my nieces, age 19 or 20, announced that she’s always wanted to take a pie in the face.
My ex-sister-in-law was more than happy to oblige and immediately started looking around to see what was available.
Now a pretty girl taking a pie in the face is not only hilarious, it’s also — dare I say it — kinda hot. Am I right?
So it was a real disappointment to find that the only pies available were mince, apple and pumpkin. No cream pies.
Well, maybe next year . . .