It seems like there always someone trying to put a damper on my enjoyment of super-size soft drinks . . .
“Soda is bad for your brain,” my son says. “The brain is mostly water and soda dehydrates it.”
“How does soda dehydrate my brain,” I ask, “considering that soda is mostly water?”
“I don’t have all the facts on that,” he says. So at least he’s honest.
“If you don’t mind,” I say, “I’m going to keep drinking the sodas until you have them.”