- http://bit.ly/2djWf1 via @TheOnion – Federal Judge Rules Parker Brothers Holds Monopoly Monopoly #
- I just poured hot coffee in my shoe. No, not on purpose. Yes, it was on my foot at the time. #
- RT @Aimee_B_Loved: I think Chicago needs a hug. #
- Man bites dog biting dog: http://bit.ly/i9fhA #news #