HIM: You look sad this morning. What’s the matter?
HER: Oh, my son left for college yesterday, and I just really miss him.
HIM: Let me share something with you. When my daughter went off to school, I gave her one very important piece of advice.
HER: Really? What was that?
HIM: Don’t get photographed sucking a dick.
HER: Hmmm. That sounds like great advice for your daughter, but it wouldn’t have any value for my son.
HIM: That’s not what I’ve heard.