Why We Need a Big-Screen TV

 
Family watching television, c. 1958

“This TV cuts off the bottom of the scrolling bar,” my son says as we’re watching a football game. “I can’t tell if it says SCORE ALERT or SCORF ALERT. I assume it says SCORE ALERT but I don’t really know.”

“That’s a really good point,” I say.

“And I don’t care about scorfs. I only care about scores.”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *