See You in Hell, Raisin Man

Satan

[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]

Greetings from the underworld!

We had a special arrival today! I don’t know how many times I’ve heard people say, “There should be a special place in Hell for whoever decided to put raisins in trail mix.”

Everything in trail mix is crunchy, except the raisins. The raisins are like shock absorbers. You can’t crunch the crunchy stuff because your teeth get caught on the raisins.

Well, guess who’s here?

See you in Hell . . .

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