After I already ordered and paid for my breakfast taco and extra large Diet Pepsi at Del Taco, the girl informs me that they’re out of extra large cups.
“I can’t believe it,” she says. “And I already charged you for it!”
“Hmmm . . . just give me a large then, if you have any large cups around.”
“I’m so sorry. Next time you’re here, I’ll give you a free one.”
“The extra large soda really holds the whole morning together for me.”
“I know, I’m a big soda drinker myself. My boyfriend is too and so is my dad. He lives on extra large sodas.”
“Drinking extra large sodas is one of the great pleasures of life, in my opinion.”
“The large cup feels small in your hand, doesn’t it?”
“It does. I like things that feel big in my hand.”
Very disappointing. This never happens at Taco Bell . . .