I got an Amber Alert on my phone last night. The same Amber Alert is posted today on those lighted freeway billboards.
How did we decide that child abduction is the one activity that merits a notification to the entire country?
In this case, the woman in the photo, Kandice Johnson, stole a car at gunpoint with a 16-year-old boy in the back seat.
I’m going to feel ridiculously bad if this ends poorly, but for a 16-year-old boy, being kidnapped by a femme fatale like Kandice Johnson is maybe not the worst way to spend a few hours of your life . . .