See You in Hell: Morgan Freeman Edition

Satan

[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]

Greetings from the underworld!

I was looking forward to reading the “shocking” allegations against Morgan Freeman . . . it turns out he likes to look at women’s breasts!

WHAAAAT?!

Men like to look at breasts, women like to look at breasts . . . and he also says things like “I’d like to spend an hour with her.”

Every person on earth older than 12 has said the same thing. If looking at breasts and naming a person you’d like to fuck gets you condemned to Hell, I’m not going to have enough room to put all these people.

Heaven will be empty!

Public life in America is now dominated by whatever actresses are currently complaining about.

See you in Hell!

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