Things to Do With an Amputated Limb

I saw a guy in a men’s room today, on his way out, checking himself in the mirror and making a gesture with his hand like he was adjusting his hair, except he was totally bald.

Some people, after having a limb amputated, can feel the limb as if it were still there. Does this also happen with hair?

If you have a limb amputated, do you get to take it home with you? I’d like to stick my amputated arm up my sleeve and shake hands with people.

Think of how great that would be on Halloween: “Have some candy, kid. AAAAAAHHHHHHH! MY ARM!”

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