See You in Hell

Satan

[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]

The pope said yesterday that Satan — that’s me — “has been let loose and he’s got it in for the bishops.”

My reaction is that I am proud to be thrown under the bus alongside rape victims, abused unwed mothers and financial whistleblowers for the greater “good” of the church.

By the way, have you noticed that “prophet” and “profit” are homonyms?

See you in Hell!

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