How to Kill a Boycott


“I’m disappointed to see that this yogurt I’m eating is the official yogurt of the NFL. I’m not happy about it. Don’t like it.”

“Why is that?”

“Because I’m boycotting the NFL.”


“Too much bullshit.”

“You’ve never watched the NFL anyway.”

“Yeah, well don’t let that get around. It’ll dilute the impact of my boycott.”


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