See You in Hell’s Kitchen

 
Satan

[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]

Did you know that there’s a neighborhood in Manhattan called Hell’s Kitchen? I drop by randomly to say, “Bonjour douchebag, make me a waffle!”

BTW, what did Buddha say at the pizza parlor? “Make me one with everything.”

That one kills me.

I’m thinking about opening additional locations to temporary boarders as well — maybe Hell’s Basement or Hell’s Toolshed or Hell’s Rumpus Room.

See you in Hell!

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