See You in Hell, Henry Ruggs III

 
Satan

[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]

Greetings mortals —

A (now former) Las Vegas Raiders football player named Henry Ruggs III was driving around town at over 150 mph with a blood alcohol content twice the legal limit when — 150 mph?! God damn that’s a fast car!

Where was I? Oh yes — when he smashed the car into another car, killing a woman and her dog.

It’s my observation that Ruggs is not getting one percent of the nationwide vilification that another former member of the Raiders organization, Jon Gruden, has gotten. Gruden didn’t kill anyone but he did write some emails 10 years ago in which he used provocative language about homosexuals and people with big lips.

To paraphrase Dave Chappelle, “You can kill a woman and nobody cares but you better not hurt the feelings of a gay person.”

See you in Hell . . .

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