See You in Hell, Kaepernick

 
Satan

[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]

Greetings mortals —

Here is Colin Kaepernick’s opinion on the recent Kyle Rittenhouse verdict:

This only further validates the need to abolish our current system. White supremacy cannot be reformed.

Abolish our current system! What a great idea! What should we replace it with — a system that only renders verdicts that Colin Kaepernick likes?

I’ll say one thing for this kid Rittenhouse, he was a lot more accurate under pressure than Kaepernick was during a 3-16 streak that got him replaced as a starting NFL QB by Blaine Gabbert.

Blaine Gabbert!

Of course, he blames that on white supremacy as well.

Of the three people Rittenhouse shot, one was pointing a gun at him, one was trying to grab the rifle out of his hands and one was clubbing him in the head with a skateboard.

There’s a legal principle in play here as reflected in the jury’s not guilty verdict and that is “Fuck around and find out.”

Both of the deceased are now in Hell. In addition to their bad behavior in Kenosha, they have criminal records including domestic abuse and child rape. No one misses them and they’re better off dead.

See you in Hell . . .

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