Putting NYC on Blast

 

I’ll be in New York City visiting my son for a few days. His mom is coming along. She’s heard about anti-Asian violence (she’s Asian) in big cities so she’s packing a canister of pepper spray that she bought for $15.

I hope the pepper spray comes with instructions so she doesn’t accidentally shoot it into my face or her own face.

I’ll be helping out while perps are trying to recover from the pepper spray by side-kicking them into a row of garbage cans. (Do New Yorkers use garbage cans or just throw their trash on the street?)

Anyway, if that doesn’t go viral, I don’t know what will.

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