[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]
Greetings mortals —
I saw recently that Marla Maples, of all people, was trending on Twitter. It turns out the reason for that is that Donald Trump’s first wife, Ivana, died, Trump said some kind words about her, and then a bunch of people with nothing better to do jumped on Twitter to remind everyone that Trump was romancing Maples while still married to Ivana.
It takes a lot to shock me but a person being unfaithful to their spouse?! You could have knocked me over with a feather!
I assure you that every one of these people posting about Marla Maples either a) has been unfaithful themselves, but since they’re a bunch of nobodies, it’s not headline news; or b) can’t get laid.
See you in Hell . . .