Author Archive: Paul Epps

Mexican Vacation Bargains

18 Mar 2010 / PE
Sombrero

My boss is vacationing in Cabo San Lucas next week. With all the Mexican killings in the news recently, I hope he got a good deal on the room.

¡Olé!


Don’t Touch My Stuff

17 Mar 2010 / PE
Remote

“Anyone who knows me as well as you do,” I say to my son, “knows that one thing I really hate is when I put something in one place and somebody moves it to a different place, so the next time I need that thing I can’t find it. Which brings me to the topic of the DVD remote . . .”

“I put it to the left of the TV,” he says.

“Are you sure you didn’t put it behind the TV where no one would be likely to find it?”

“Did you find it?” he asks.

“No — Mom found it, and when I asked her where she found it she pointed behind the TV.”

“Hmmm . . . I would say it was to the left of the TV.”

“Let me ask you this: Why did you move it at all?”

“It was in my chair.”

“That’s not ‘your chair.’ You don’t have a chair.”


The Importance of Doing Meaningful Work

17 Mar 2010 / PE
The Road to Ribblesdale

Over the course of each academic term, he asks undergraduate and graduate business students three questions:

  1. A year out of this program what do you expect your job will be?
  2. What kind of job contributes the most to general well-being?
  3. Practicality aside, if you could be doing anything 10 years from now, what would it be?

What’s striking is that there is almost no overlap among the students’ answers to these questions. . . .

The question then becomes: Why are students studying so hard and paying so much to reach objectives that are neither what they dream of nor what they think of as especially responsible?

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A Bad Combination

17 Mar 2010 / PE

Dilbert


Twitter: 2010-03-15

15 Mar 2010 / PE
Twitter
  • The soul of man is a far country, which cannot be approached or explored. — Heraclitus #

Twitter: 2010-03-13

13 Mar 2010 / PE
Twitter
  • RT @margaretcho: Remember gomer pyle was a good cook and had a beautiful singing voice? I'm a lot like him. #
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Less Like Waiters

13 Mar 2010 / PE
Fish Grotto

Software professionals need to behave more like doctors and less like waiters. Stop taking orders and start helping.


Twitter: 2010-03-12

12 Mar 2010 / PE
Twitter

Superpug!

11 Mar 2010 / PE

Superpug

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Twitter: 2010-03-11

11 Mar 2010 / PE
Twitter

Ode to a Nightingale

11 Mar 2010 / PE
Lightning in Perhentian Island, Terengganu, Malaysia

Already with thee! tender is the night . . .
. . . But here there is no light,
Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown
Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways.

— John Keats, “Ode to a Nightingale’”

Hockey Practice Will Never Be Cancelled

10 Mar 2010 / PE
Hockey rink

Under no circumstances will hockey practice ever be cancelled. Ever. Even on days when school is cancelled, practice is still on. A game may be cancelled due to inclement weather because of travel concerns for the visiting team, but it would have to rain razor blades and bocce balls to cancel hockey practice at your local rink. It’s good karma to respect the game.

— John Buccigross, ESPN.com

Retirement Planning

10 Mar 2010 / PE

Retirement Planning


Pig in a Poke

10 Mar 2010 / PE

Pig-in-a-poke is an idiom that refers to a confidence trick originating in the Late Middle Ages, when meat was scarce but cats were not.

The scheme entailed the sale of a suckling pig in a poke (bag). The wriggling bag would actually contain a cat (not particularly prized as a source of meat) that was sold to the victim in an unopened bag.

A common colloquial expression in the English language, to buy a pig in a poke is to make a risky purchase without inspecting the item beforehand. The phrase can also be applied to accepting an idea or plan without a full understanding of its basis.

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If you’re not seeing the video here, you can go to YouTube and hear Nancy Pelosi say, “But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what is in it.”


Twitter: 2010-03-10

10 Mar 2010 / PE
Twitter
  • RT @eddiepepitone: Zagat's guide: best mental institution is Creedmore. Their chicken a la king will drive you nuts-great game room as well. #

Twitter: 2010-03-09

9 Mar 2010 / PE
Twitter
  • RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Katherine Bigelow really needs to end her speech with "SUCK IT, JAMES CAMERON!" #
  • RT @letwits: CBSNews
    "Hollywood Sees a Bright Future in 3D"
    Sure they do. They can remake everything all over again. #

KO

7 Mar 2010 / PE

You’re my worst case scenario for my career in 12 yrs: a pious, unlikable blowhard who lives alone.

Bill Simmons on Keith Olbermann

EppsNet at the Movies: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

7 Mar 2010 / PE
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

There are two kinds of people in the world — those with loaded guns and those who dig.

Let others spend the weekend catching up on Oscar nominees. We (re-)watched Sergio Leone fill the screen with boots, eyes and fingers in this classic Western.

Although Netflix listed it as the 161-min version, the DVD they sent was actually the full-length (175-min) Italian version, so that makes 14 minutes of action I was seeing for the first time!

By the way, did you know that Eli Wallach is still alive at age 94?!


Best Picture

7 Mar 2010 / PE
Up movie poster

(well, it might be that people see so many movies
that when they finally see one not
so bad as the others, they think it’s
great. an Academy Award means that you don’t stink
quite as much as your cousin.)

— Charles Bukowski, “in and out of the dark”

There are 10 nominees now for Best Picture?! I had no idea.

The best movie of the year was Up. The other nine I didn’t see. If any of them were better than Up, then why didn’t I see them? Answer that one for me.


It’s a Big Day in America

6 Mar 2010 / PE

If you’re not seeing the video here, you can go to YouTube and hear Harry Reid say, “Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good.”


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