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	<title>EppsNet: Notes from the Golden Orange &#187; Etc</title>
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		<title>Improving the Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
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There was a recipe for Kitty Litter Cake circulating at work today. The joke, as you can see from the picture, is that it looks just like a box of used cat litter.  
Ho hum. 
A better joke would be to circulate the recipe, tell your co-workers that you&#8217;re going [...]]]></description>
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<p>There was <a href="http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes/dessert/cakes/kittylittercake.html" rel="external">a recipe for Kitty Litter Cake</a> circulating at work today. The joke, as you can see from the picture, is that it looks just like a box of used cat litter.  </p>
<p>Ho hum. </p>
<p>A better joke would be to circulate the recipe, tell your co-workers that you&#8217;re going to make it for the next department potluck, then serve them a <strong><em>real</em></strong> box of cat litter.</p>
<p><em>Bon app&eacute;tit!</em></p>
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		<title>A Joke I Learned in Traffic School</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2004 23:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is driving to work one morning. He turns on the radio and the announcer says, &#8220;Be careful out there. Somebody&#8217;s on the freeway driving the wrong way.&#8221; 
&#8220;Somebody!?&#8221; the guy says. &#8220;They&#8217;re all driving the wrong way.&#8221; 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A guy is driving to work one morning. He turns on the radio and the announcer says, &#8220;Be careful out there. Somebody&#8217;s on the freeway driving the wrong way.&#8221; </p>
<p><strong><em>&#8220;Somebody!?&#8221;</em></strong> the guy says. &#8220;They&#8217;re <strong><em>all</em></strong> driving the wrong way.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>The Great Ones</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2004 23:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From Wikipedia: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_known_as_The_Great" rel="external">List of people known as The Great</a> </p>
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		<title>That Explains It</title>
		<link>http://eppsnet.com/2004/08/that-explains-it</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2004 06:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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Explanation Sought for Lobster Decline


&#8212; Newsday, August 21, 2004




Woman Chows 38 Lobsters in Eating Contest


&#8212; Newsday, August 22, 2004


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<a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-lobsters-in-hot-water,0,7134752.story" rel="external">Explanation Sought for Lobster Decline</a>
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&#8212; <cite>Newsday</cite>, August 21, 2004
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<a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-lobster-championship,0,1560811.story" rel="external">Woman Chows 38 Lobsters in Eating Contest</a>
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&#8212; <cite>Newsday</cite>, August 22, 2004
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