EppsNet: Notes from the Golden Orange » Overheard http://eppsnet.com Online journal based in Orange County, CA. Hilarious anecdotes tempered by the icy chill of certain death. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:50:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 en Overheard http://eppsnet.com/2008/09/insight http://eppsnet.com/2008/09/insight#comments Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:30:07 +0000 PE http://eppsnet.com/?p=1920

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]]> http://eppsnet.com/2008/02/overheard-9/feed Overheard http://eppsnet.com/2007/07/overheard-8 http://eppsnet.com/2007/07/overheard-8#comments Thu, 12 Jul 2007 21:54:39 +0000 PE http://eppsnet.com/2007/07/overheard-8 A male and female co-worker are bickering, as they often do.

An onlooker says, “You two are like a married couple . . . but without the sex and everything.”

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They’re not booing. They’re saying ‘Moooo!’

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“So you saved 45 minutes.”

“I saved . . . let’s see . . . (looking thoughtfully skyward) . . . 45 minutes!

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PM: Can you have that done by today?

BA: No I can’t, and here’s why. [Lengthy explanation deleted.] I can have it done by next week.

PM: Can you have it done by tomorrow?

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You can’t beat that with a sharp stick!

Why does the stick have to be sharp if you’re just going to beat something with it?

]]> http://eppsnet.com/2003/07/overheard-4/feed Overheard at Bob Hope’s 100th Birthday Party http://eppsnet.com/2003/06/overheard-at-bob-hopes-100th-birthday-party http://eppsnet.com/2003/06/overheard-at-bob-hopes-100th-birthday-party#comments Mon, 02 Jun 2003 04:57:32 +0000 Hostile Witness http://eppsnet.com/2003/06/overheard-at-bob-hopes-100th-birthday-party “I wanna tell ya, this Bob Hope is really funny.”

“You are Bob Hope.”

“I am?! Am I still alive?”

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The best thing about all the NBA players from Europe and Latin America is when they’re interviewed after the game, you can understand them.

]]> http://eppsnet.com/2002/10/overheard-3/feed Overheard http://eppsnet.com/2002/08/overheard-2 http://eppsnet.com/2002/08/overheard-2#comments Fri, 30 Aug 2002 23:23:29 +0000 PE http://eppsnet.com/2002/08/overheard-2 A brief conversation between Victor, one of our project managers, and our Sales VP as Victor is walking out of the VP’s office:

VP: You’re the greatest!
VICTOR: I’m trying.
VP (louder now, as Victor is halfway down the hall): Thanks, Wayne!

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Her: I’ve been to Shooters.
Him: Have you ever been on a Wednesday?
Her: Actually, I try to avoid places like that.
Him: I’ve never been either. My buddy wanted to go.

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