EppsNet Archive: Breakfast

See You in Hell, Breakfast Lovers

26 Oct 2017 /

Satan

[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]

Breakfast in Hell:

Breakfast in Hell

GAZE UPON MY CROISSAN’WICH AND TREMBLE!

See you in Hell . . .


A Good Breakfast

22 Jan 2011 /
On the Ottoman

Every morning when my owner lets me out of my enclosure, I run down the hall and make a sharp left into the family room because that’s where my food bowl lives.

And every morning, because the family room has a hardwood floor, my legs slide out from underneath me like a cartoon character.

Maybe I should just walk down the hall instead of running but I can’t help it! I’m always just so excited to start the day with a good breakfast!

— Lightning paw


Donettes for Breakfast

18 Jul 2010 /
Donettes

My son bites into one of his donettes . . .

“Do you ever eat the whole donette in one bite?” I ask him, popping an entire donette into my mouth.

“No,” he says.

“You’re missing out.”


Breakfast at EppsNet

13 Mar 2008 /

“The breakfast was overheated,” my son says to his mom.

The boy is 14 years old. I say, “Thanks, Mr. Old-Enough-To-Fix-His-Own-Breakfast-But-Still-Lets-Others-Do-It-Then-Criticizes-Them.”

“It was constructive criticism,” he says.