EppsNet Archive: Eddie Pepitone

Twitter: 2010-08-01

 

RT @eddiepepitone: If only there was a way 2 turn crushing debt, despair & horribly awkward interactions w/ people into lifelong happiness! # RT @SarahKSilverman: I try not to be as hard on myself as I am on other people. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-07-29

 

RT @eddiepepitone: wikileaks is releasing the video of me giving the finger to mother teresa. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-07-23

 

RT @eddiepepitone: I am so not connected to reality today, but I do have a gun! # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-07-15

 

RT @eddiepepitone: poor person- I think I am going to kill myself today. rich person- who am I going to kill today. # RT @capricecrane: They can't convict you if they can't hear you. That's why I only violently threaten my exes over an iPhone 4. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-07-14

 

RT @eddiepepitone: Last night I dreamt about clown shoes, public nudity, tunnels, mommy, scissors and death- sleepy time tea isn't working! # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-07-02

 

Reading: "How To Control Flow Within Your Web Designs – Speckyboy Design Magazine"( http://twitthis.com/zjfary ) # RT @thesulk: Look, there are three ways this can go. My way or the highway. Or surface streets. # RT @eddiepepitone: I wish I had a new product to unveil today like steve jobs does at apple. Instead I just want to say life sucks. # RT @jdickerson: Mel Gibson worries there are groups of indigenous peoples that may die out before he has a chance to insult them. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-07-01

 

RT @capricecrane: MSNBC: "Up to 80 percent of women admit faking it." That is a good headline. So good. SOOO GOOOD. YES! # RT @eddiepepitone: Small town america is nice- a lot of obesity but everybody waves. # Read more →

Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well

 

All your money is tied up in a pack of lifesavers. You think celebrities are fascinating. — Eddie Pepitone Read more →

Bad Personal Ad

 

I enjoy sadness, long walks in the dark, painful arguments that have no closure, sugarless cough drops and Jimmy Fallon. — Eddie Pepitone Read more →

Twitter: 2010-06-21

 

RT @eddiepepitone: 2 unconnected thoughts?- tom cruise and cameron diaz star in a new movie. Banality is the true face of evil. # Chip Tip: Sun Chips and Cheetos make a tasty combination! # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-06-13

 

RT @eddiepepitone: The 3 hour nap I took today barely scratched the surface of my contempt for life. # RT @eddiepepitone: Toy story due out in a few days-man is marmaduke going to take a fucking hit. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-06-06

 

RT @eddiepepitone: Sundays in my household is a time for reflection, murderous rage, meat and anxiety about monday. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-05-10

 

RT @mccarthyjim1 In almost every case, action will produce many times more results than planning. http://post.ly/dMei # RT @eddiepepitone: In honor of my mom I burnt a meal, ignored myself and accused my dad of aloofness. # RT @eddiepepitone: The only thing stopping me today is my childhood, my genetics, my income, my innate laziness and my parole officer. # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-04-21

 

RT @capricecrane: In every Red Lobster tank, there's one lobster who says: "You guys are so paranoid! It's great here! I love the view!" # RT @eddiepepitone: anyone can join twitter? just found this out. shit. I thought this was an exclusive club- no i.q. standards etc.. damn! # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-04-20

 

RT @eddiepepitone: my concept of god is down to this: I am here on this planet and I don't feel well. So what's up with that? # Read more →

Twitter: 2010-04-17

 

RT @eddiepepitone: tweets of a moron #88 I love my eggs salted and scrambled- I hope to share more thoughts with you soon! # Read more →

Just Saying Hello

 

I have great anxiety, hope, desperation, regret, anger, joy, shingles and insight. I balance all of these just saying hello to someone. — Eddie Pepitone Read more →

Tweets of a Bomb Defuser

 

tweets of a bomb defuser #4- Okay stand back everyone, I have developed Parkinsons and had a fight with the wife this morning..stand back.. — Eddie Pepitone Read more →

Twitter: 2010-03-10

 

RT @eddiepepitone: Zagat's guide: best mental institution is Creedmore. Their chicken a la king will drive you nuts-great game room as well. # Read more →

Signs That Things Aren’t Going Well

 

You watch Saw 1-8 for 36 hours straight. You think you are in the Saw movies. You buy a saw. — Eddie Pepitone Read more →

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