EppsNet Archive: Fidel Castro

I Thought Fidel Castro Was Already Dead

28 Nov 2016 /

Maybe I’m thinking of Generalissimo Francisco Franco . . .


People I Thought Were Dead

26 May 2014 /

Updates

  • Chuck Barris – died 3/27/2017, age 87
  • Fidel Castro – died 11/25/2016, age 90
  • Pete Fountain – died 8/6/2016, age 86
  • Zsa Zsa Gabor – died 12/18/2016, age 99
  • Dick Gregory – died 8/19/2017, age 84
  • Dean Jones – died 9/2/2015, age 84
  • Mel Tillis – died 11/19/2017, age 85
  • Grant Tinker – died 11/29/2016, age 90
  • Y. A. Tittle – died 10/9/2017, age 90
  • Gene Wilder – died 8/29/2016, age 83

The 6 Most Misguided Causes Ever Made Famous by Celebrities

22 Jul 2010 /

Via Cracked.com.


Twitter: 2009-11-04

4 Nov 2009 /
  • To know what one really wants is not comparatively easy but one of the most difficult problems any human being has to solve. – Erich Fromm #
  • RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Now that I have a job, I'm gonna make it DRIZZLE! *throws a stack of ones in the air*…can I please have those back now? #
  • RT @capricecrane: Sean Penn's son was arrested at school for drugs. Chavez & Castro are reaching out to the principal for leniency. #

Fidel Castro Needs to Die Right Now

10 Aug 2006 /
Fidel Castro

“Is Fidel Castro dead yet?” my son asks.

“No,” I say, “as far as I know he’s still alive. Why do you care?”

“Fidel Castro is the most Communistic Communist in the history of Communist Communism. And I have him in a death pool.”

“When do you need him to die?”

“Like . . . right now.”

“Do you have anyone else in your death pool?”

“Maurice Clarett.”