EppsNet Archive: Hearst Castle

A Little Castle Comedy


Someone asks one of the Hearst Castle tour guides, “What’s the difference between the evening tour and the regular tour?” “Oh, it’s night and day,” he replies. Read more →

Merry Christmas, Everybody!


We had a few friends over to celebrate. Nothing fancy . . . Read more →

Hearst Castle is Really a Lot Like Our House


As we’re touring the gardens at Hearst Castle, my wife points out a plant that’s just like one we have at home. “Yeah, this place a has a lot of similarities to our house,” I say. “We have a plant, we have a pool . . .” “We don’t have a pool,” the boy says. “Well, we have access to a pool.” Read more →

Overheard at Hearst Castle


“Here’s your wristband for the tour.” “What do I do with it?” Read more →