EppsNet Archive: Lions

Dogs Are Descended From Wolves

1 May 2016 /

Hi everybody! It’s me, Lightning!

Did you know that dogs are descended from wolves? Wolves aren’t as big or strong as lions or tigers or bears but on the other hand you never see a wolf in the circus, do you?

— Lightning paw


Warming Up is Horseshit

26 Jan 2011 /

Warming up is the biggest bunch of horseshit I’ve ever heard in my life. Fifteen minutes to warm up! Does a lion warm up when he’s hungry? ‘Uh-oh, here comes an antelope. Better warm up.’ No! He just goes out and eats the sucker.

— Jack LaLanne

The Lion in Winter

4 Apr 2010 /
The Lion in Winter

The Lion in Winter arrived from Netflix . . .

“That doesn’t sound too gay,” my son says sarcastically.

“What’s gay about it?” I ask. “Lions aren’t gay. Winter is not gay.”

“It’s the combination of the two,” he says.