EppsNet Archive: Merrill Markoe

Crime and Showbiz


I do think that crime and show business have never been more closely aligned. I don’t know if there has ever been a time where criminal arrests are worth as much in terms of $$ as going on a publicity tour or being in a movie. — Merrill Markoe Read more →

Conversation with a Dog


ME: In the future it is neither necessary nor desirable for you to greet me every single time I walk in the door. Unless a minimum of two hours has passed, the previous greeting is still in effect. In other words, if I come IN the door, and you greet me, and then several minutes later I go OUT the door, only to return in a matter of seconds, you do NOT have to greet me again. LEWIS: Ha-ha. Good one. — Merrill Markoe, How to Be Hap-Hap-Happy Like Me Read more →