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EppsNet Archive: Names
Adolf Hitler in New Jersey
23 Nov 2011 / PEThe New Jersey parents who named their boy Adolf Hitler seem like fruitcakes but if that’s now a justification for taking people’s kids away, you could walk through any mall in America confiscating kids left and right . . .
Help Me
13 Jun 2011 / PEI’m glad I don’t have a name that immediately makes people want to sing a well-known song at me. For example, I was just introduced to a woman named Rhonda . . .
More People I’m Sick Unto Death Of
8 May 2011 / Hostile WitnessPeople who name their daughter Khloe. Or any other name starting with a K that really should start with a C. But especially Khloe.
Shelvin
20 Mar 2011 / Hostile WitnessDid You Know? Shelvin Mack has brothers named Floorin, Roofin and Drywall.
An African-American Name
9 Dec 2008 / PE
My son needs an African-American name for a character he created in NFL Street.
“How about Kareem of Wheat?” I suggest.
He decides to go with Delondre McWreck . . .



