EppsNet Archive: Overheard

Overheard

 

A male and female co-worker are bickering, as they often do. An onlooker says, “You two are like a married couple . . . but without the sex and everything.” Read more →

Overheard

 

One cow to another: They’re not booing. They’re saying ‘Moooo!’ Read more →

Overheard

 

“I beat the traffic this morning. I got here an hour and a half early, but I only had to get up 45 minutes earlier.” “So you saved 45 minutes.” “I saved . . . let’s see . . . (looking thoughtfully skyward) . . . 45 minutes! Read more →

Overheard

 

A project manager talking to a business analyst: PM: Can you have that done by today? BA: No I can’t, and here’s why. [Lengthy explanation deleted.] I can have it done by next week. PM: Can you have it done by tomorrow? Read more →

Overheard

 

You can’t beat that with a sharp stick! Why does the stick have to be sharp if you’re just going to beat something with it? Read more →

Overheard at Bob Hope’s 100th Birthday Party

 

“I wanna tell ya, this Bob Hope is really funny.” “You are Bob Hope.” “I am?! Am I still alive?” Read more →

Overheard

 

The best thing about all the NBA players from Europe and Latin America is when they’re interviewed after the game, you can understand them. Read more →

Overheard

 

A brief conversation between Victor, one of our project managers, and our Sales VP as Victor is walking out of the VP’s office: VP: You’re the greatest! VICTOR: I’m trying. VP (louder now, as Victor is halfway down the hall): Thanks, Wayne! Read more →

Overheard

 

Him: I’m going to Shooters tonight, if you want to go. Have you ever been there on Wednesdays? Her: I’ve been to Shooters. Him: Have you ever been on a Wednesday? Her: Actually, I try to avoid places like that. Him: I’ve never been either. My buddy wanted to go. Read more →

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