It’s interesting how many HTTP 4xx return codes could be used in response to a request for intimate access to a woman:
401 Unauthorized
402 Payment Required
403 Forbidden
405 Method Not Allowed
411 Length Required
413 Request Entity Too Large
417 Expectation Failed
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I like the Customer Action Shots!
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