HW’s Election Previews: Proposition 37

 
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From the Offical Voter Information Guide:

Requires labeling of food sold to consumers made from plants or animals with genetic material changed in specified ways. Prohibits marketing such food, or other processed food, as “natural.” Provides exemptions. Fiscal Impact: Increased annual state costs from a few hundred thousand dollars to over $1 million to regulate the labeling of genetically engineered foods. Additional, but likely not significant, governmental costs to address violations under the measure.

Notice this phrase: “Provides exemptions.” In other words, the statute requires certain things and prohibits certain other things — except when it doesn’t.

Not that it matters because $1 million a year isn’t going to buy you a lot of enforcement anyway. Who wrote this proposition, Dr. Evil?

Prop 37 is supported by people who hate freedom and having to think for themselves.

Worst Case Scenarios on Demand

 

If you’re in the market for a worst case scenario, you need to talk to my wife . . .

I got an Amazon Local deal via email — a one-hour horseback riding lesson for $35.

“Do you want to take a horseback riding lesson?” I asked her.

“No,” she said. “It’s dangerous. I’m not going to do it and you’re not going to do it. Remember that guy . . . what’s his name? Christopher Reeve.”

EppsNet Restaurant Reviews: Gulliver’s

 

The smoked salmon appetizer was superb, as was the prime rib entree.

Attentive service is provided by busty waitresses in the Brobdingnagian tradition.

“Did you notice all the waitresses had big tits?” my wife asked.

Highly recommended!

Favorite Poem of the Week

 

My favorite poem of the week — again from Modern & Contemporary American Poetry — was “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” by Bernadette Mayer, especially the final image of the stressed-out new mother reading The Wild Boy of Aveyron, about a feral child raised by wolves.

Visualizing Social Networks

 

I’m taking a Social Network Analysis class on Coursera. These weren’t assignments for the class (well, the Facebook one sort of was), just some experiments I wanted to share.

Facebook

You can use netvizz to download a gdf file of your Facebook network, i.e., all of your Facebook friends and all of the connections between them.

You can then use your favorite graph analysis software (I used Gephi, which is open-source and free) to look for patterns.

My Facebook network is in the image below. Of the four main clusters, two consist of co-workers, one is family and one is people I know from roller hockey.

Facebook network
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Twitter

This is the network of people I follow on Twitter. I used NodeXL (a free, open-source template for Excel) to download and lay out the data.

Twitter Network
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I labeled the nodes in this one. With a few exceptions, the light blue nodes are people I follow because I think they’re funny, the light green nodes are related to sports and/or USC, the dark green nodes are people of professional interest, the red nodes are former colleagues, and the dark blue nodes are everyone else.

The size of the node indicates number of tweets, i.e., larger nodes tweet more than smaller nodes.

LinkedIn

My LinkedIn network is a little bigger than my Facebook or Twitter. The green, yellow, blue, purple and orange clusters are co-workers and recruiters. The gray nodes at the top are people with whom I share one or more professional interests. You can see that they split out into multiple sub-groups.

LinkedIn network
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I used the LinkedIn Maps application to generate the graphic.

Summary

These are small-world networks and I had a good idea in advance about who was connected to who and why.

The value of tools like this is in applying them to “real world” networks. In the absence of analytical tools to extract patterns from raw data, large, complex networks just look like giant hairballs.

To give you an idea, this image shows what my Facebook network looks like in Gephi before applying a layout algorithm,

Facebook hairball
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Poems I’ve Read Recently and Liked

 

I’ve been reading a lot of poetry as part of the Modern & Contemporary American Poetry class on Coursera.

One of the things I like about the class is that the video lessons are done a little differently than other Coursera classes I’ve taken. Rather than recorded lectures, the videos consist of the instructor, Al Filreis, leading a small group of Penn students in close readings of selected poems.

Anyway, here are a few of my favorites so far:

These next two, both by Richard Wilbur, I want to single out as being particularly exquisite and heartbreaking:

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A colleague says, “Are you talkin’ to ME?” Oh, and he showed up at work this morning with a shaved head. Time to worry?

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RT @HarveyMackay: Once the mistake is recognized, what’s lost is lost#Mistakes

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RT @dwangelo: Remember to vote! So it can be cancelled out by 50 million adults who enjoy Harry Potter books.

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RT @DerrickAColeman: Everything Obama says is great, if he had done any of it in the last 4 years, I’d probably be voting for him.

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RT @TriciaLockwood: Think about how close the words PARTNER PANTHER PAINTER and PANTSER are. So close, right? But only Jesus can be all …

Mr. Blackwell Lives

 
Mr. Blackwell
American fashionista Richard Blackwell (1922-2008) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My kid calls me out for wearing white socks with black sneakers . . .

“Thanks, Mr. Blackwell,” I say to him.

Then it occurs to me that a 19-year-old is not going to get the Mr. Blackwell reference.

“FYI, Mr. Blackwell was a flamboyantly gay fashion critic.”