If my offspring ever had a conversation like this on Facebook, I hope to God someone would stick their thumbs in my eyeballs and kick me in the groin . . .
If my offspring ever had a conversation like this on Facebook, I hope to God someone would stick their thumbs in my eyeballs and kick me in the groin . . .
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — Joe Paterno transferred full ownership of his house to his wife, Sue, for $1 in July, less than four months before a sexual abuse scandal engulfed his Penn State football program and the university.
Without whom Duke would be known for nothing more than educating the idiot offspring of our nation’s tobacco barons.
Now that he’s broken the record, are there any grand jury reports waiting to be released?


Education not only increases the average income a person will earn, but it also changes the entire distribution of possible life outcomes. It does not guarantee that a person will end up in the top 1 percent, but it increases the likelihood. I have not seen any data on this, but I am willing to bet that the top 1 percent are more educated than the average American; while their education did not ensure their economic success, it played a role.
Let me give you a couple examples. I am comfortably in the top 1 percent. I believe that Paul [Krugman], with his Princeton professorship, regular Times column, speaking fees, and moderately successful textbook, is there as well. I suspect (although cannot prove) that if he and I had stopped our educations after finishing high school, we would not have been anywhere near where we are in the income distribution. If that is correct, might it be better to think of education as the key rather than focusing on the growing influence of oligarchs?
Cat and Dog
Originally uploaded by Mrs Hoffy
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How inspiring is it that the 99 percent have $4 billion to spend on Call of Duty video games? #getajob
Second City Comedy
In the middle of an Occupy Chicago teach-in this week, traders at the Chicago Board of Trade dumped several sheets of paper on top of the heads of protesters below. Demonstrators were angered to find out they were showered with employment applications for McDonald’s.
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John McCarthy: A commentary on important events of the 20th century and expected events of the next was solicited by the San Jose Mercury and published on 1999 June 24.
The State of Evidence on the God Question
By the way I’m an atheist. I don’t claim to have a proof that God cannot exist. It’s just that I consider the state of the evidence on the God question to be similar to that on the werewolf question.
Extensions to Logic for Common Sense
From some John McCarthy lecture slides on extensions to logic for common sense.
Problem
Find the height of a building using a barometer.
Intended answer
Multiply the difference in pressures by the ratio of densities of mercury and air.
Unintended common sense answers
- Drop the barometer from the top of the building and measure the time before it hits the ground.
- Measure the height and length of the shadow of the barometer and the shadow of the building.
- Rappel down the building with the barometer as a yardstick.
- Lower the barometer on a string till it reaches the ground and measure the string.
- Sit on the barometer and multiply the stories by ten feet.
- Tell the janitor, “I’ll give you this fine barometer if you’ll tell me the height of the building.”
- Sell the barometer and buy a GPS.
Amy Chua > Dr. Spock
Here’s a photo of some of the students who scored 800 on sections or subject tests of the SAT at Wilson High School in Hacienda Heights.
What do they have in common? Does anything jump out at you?
Either Asian kids are just genetically superior with regard to intelligence, or Amy Chua should replace Dr. Spock on the parenting bookshelf . . .
The Problems That You Have
Anyone who thinks they are special is on the road to hell. Because feeling special is just a way to avoid doing the things that most people do to fix the problems that you have.
Herman Cain’s 9-9-9
By slashing the income tax rate, effectively, in half, he makes it that much more worthwhile to get up in the morning, take risks, work hard, take chances, and invest in progress. By eliminating the capital gains tax, he rewards investment and ownership and makes it possible for people to move up the economic ladder, not through phony teaser Fannie Mae mortgages, but by smart purchases and skillful investment. . . .
Herman Cain would establish America as a beacon for investors, entrepreneurs, inventors, creative business people, and all manner of upwardly mobile, ambitious men and women. He would give the U.S. the lowest personal and corporate tax rates in the world, and the only place where investment earnings are tax free. In the process, he and his plan would kindle decades of robust economic growth. He would make the next few decades a continuation of the American Century.
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Jeff Sutherland: Scrum: Why Story Points Are Better Than Hours
Growing a System
Some years ago, Harlan Mills proposed that any software system should be grown by incremental development. That is, the system first be made to run, even though it does nothing useful except call the proper set of dummy subprograms. Then, bit by bit, it is fleshed out, with the subprograms in turn being developed into actions or calls to empty stubs in the level below. . . .
Nothing in the past decade has so radically changed my own practice, and its effectiveness. . . .
One always has, at every stage, in the process, a working system. I find that teams can grow much more complex entities in four months than they can build.
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Scott Hanselman: Brain, Bytes, Back, Buns – The Programmer’s Priorities
The Essence of Scrum
Good short article by Tobias Mayer on the principles of empiricism, emergence and self-organization, and the mechanisms of prioritization and timeboxing.
Living in the Digital World
A 2011 study by telecommunications giant Ericsson found that 35% of iPhone and Android users check their email or Facebook account before getting out of bed in the morning.
Alone Together